O you humans really do love your homemade pies don’t you, and I have noticed you especially like them from here at The Three Cottages. You even order them and take them home rather than enjoying them in my presence.
Well the staff here have noticed how much you love their Pies so the crazy people have decided that when you buy one pie they will give you the second pie for half price! and not just on one day either but on 2! every Monday and Tuesday!
I personally think this is too good of an offer for them to give you but hey what do I know I’m just a stuffed stag, but I know it’s definitely an offer that it too good for you to miss out on!
Anyway I am off now!
See you soon